We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, widowed, straight, gay, confused, fancy or down to earth, wealthy or struggling. We especially welcome wailing babies and excited toddlers.
We welcome you whether you can sing like Beyonce or just growl quietly to yourself. You’re welcome here if you’re just browsing, just woken up or just got out of prison. We don’t care if you’re more Christian than the Pope or haven’t been to church since Christmas ten years ago.
We extend a special welcome those who are over 60 but not grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast. We welcome over-scheduled moms, workaholic dads, starving artists, tree huggers, latte sippers, vegetarians/vegans, and junk food eaters. We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you are having problems or are down in the dumps or don’t like organized religion (we’re not that keen on it either.)
We offer welcome to those who are creationists or those who believe in evolution, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell, or are here because family is in town and you want to prove you’re not a heathen.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced, both or neither. We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down their throat as kids or got lost on the Beltway and wound up here by mistake. We welcome pilgrims, tourists, seekers, doubters… and you!